• my mom:asians are the some of the safest people in the world
• me:there are asian gangs too and stuff
• my mom:and they're called study groups
• me:omg

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“Sorry,” I say to the telepath in the room while I continue to think about gay sex in public places

(Source: thekingshandjob)